In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

radbf:

*fails exam* its a metaphor

frappuczino:

sounds like my type of man

miserabelia:

RIP 2 when I looked like a killer librarian

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

maplejoker-anno:

キアラン

maplejoker-anno:

キアラン

ENDURE AND SURVIVE
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dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

you want to remember all of the people who are really important to you. anybody would choose that.

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

shevvalksinstarlight:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

*pukes*

Because how dare a game not tokenize half of flippin society so as to keep whiny dudebros’ fragile masculinity intact